Humor: Fishing – Fishing Jokes Q&A #1
Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools! Q: What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can’t refuse? A: The Codfather Q: What do you call a deaf fishing...
View ArticleHumor: Fishing – Fisherman and the Mermaid
Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: “Double my IQ” so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started...
View ArticleHumor: Fishing – Drunken Ice Fishing
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there.” He walked several yards away and drilled another hole...
View ArticleHumor: Fishing – Ice Fishing
It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour without...
View ArticleHumor: Fishing – My Eyes
A guy calls his boss and says “I can’t come to work today” The boss asks why and the guy says “It’s my eyes.” “What’s wrong with your eyes?” asks … Continue reading →
View ArticleHumor: Fishing – Fishing Rules
Fishing rule #1 The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule … Continue reading →...
View ArticleHumor: Fishing – Fishing Jokes Q&A #2
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A: You can’t tuna fish. Q: What is the fastest fish in the water? A: A motopike and side-carp Q: How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate...
View ArticleHumor: Fishing – The Game Warden
A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch...
View ArticleHumor: Fishing – The Fishy Tale
A young man and an old man were fishing on a pier.The young man started telling the old one that the night before he caught a trout that was over 3 1/2 foot long. The old man replied “Oh yea, well I...
View ArticleHumor: Fishing – Reasons Why Boats Are Better Than Women
Boats only need their fluids changed every year. Boats curves never sag. Boats last longer. Boats don’t get pregnant. You can ride a Boat any time of the month. Boats don’t have parents. Boats don’t...
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