- Boats only need their fluids changed every year.
- Boats curves never sag.
- Boats last longer.
- Boats don’t get pregnant.
- You can ride a Boat any time of the month.
- Boats don’t have parents.
- Boats don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
- You can share your Boat with your friends.
- If your Boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
- You only need to get a new belt for your Boat when the old one is really worn.
- If your Boat smokes, you can do something about it.
- Boats don’t care about how many other Boats you have ridden.
- When riding, you and your Boat both arrive at the same time.
- Boats don’t care about how many other Boats you have.
- Boats don’t mind if you look at other Boats, or if you buy Boating magazines.
- If your Boat is misaligned, you don’t have to discuss politics to correct it.
- You can have a beer while riding your Boat.
- You don’t have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Boat.
- You don’t have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Boat.
- You don’t have to convince your Boat that you’re a Boater and that you think that all Boats are equals.
- If you say bad things to your Boat, you don’t have to apologize before you can ride it again.
- You can ride a Boat as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
- Your parents don’t remain in touch with your old Boat after you dump it.
- Boats always feel like going for a ride.
- Boats don’t insult you if you are a bad boater.
- Boats don’t care if you are late.
- You don’t have to take a shower before riding your Boat.
- It’s always ok to use tie downs on your Boats.
- If your Boat doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
- You can’t get diseases from a Boat you don’t know very well.
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